C programmers commit fresh crimes against readability (theregister.com)
109 points by Bender 6 hours ago
Refreeze5224 2 hours ago
I wonder at what level you could enforce/how far you could take the idea of "don't allow invalid states to be represented" to a programming language, to prevent this kind of language debauchery.
C does seem to sit at the perfect intersection of language age and low-level access to allow this kind of competition, whereas something like Go seems far less suited for it. Javascript is routinely obfuscated pretty well for human readers. I'm not familiar enough with Rust to say, but I bet with what little I know of its syntax you could create some pretty ugly stuff?
retrac 7 minutes ago
> at what level you could enforce/how far you could take the idea of "don't allow invalid states to be represented" to a programming language
Standard ML, Haskell, and Lisp, among other languages are pretty serious about invalid states. One should never be able to break the virtual machine and put it into an unknown state, unless intentionally mucking around with unsafe {} or its equivalent. Rust is often described as being at least partly in the ML family because of its approach to types and safety, which is very ML-ish.
Dependent typing like in Rocq goes even further, and makes it impossible to express invalid algorithms. Expressing practical programs in formal terms like that is rather hard though. It largely goes over my head, for sure.
AlotOfReading 2 hours ago
You can write programs of a similar spirit in most languages. C has a programming culture that's much more tolerant of it than say, Python though.
Zig could probably support a similar contest as it grows up.
bunderbunder 2 hours ago
I used to write obfuscated C for fun. I haven’t touched it in a while, but as I recall there are really two C syntax features that unlock most of the “magic”. Whitespace is generally not significant, so you can cram a whole lot onto a single line. And the combination of pointers and weak typing lets you be as anarchist as you like about manipulating data. (Oh, and the preprocessor. The one and - thankfully - only C preprocessor.)
Of the two^H^Hhree, I think that the first is what contributes most to the aesthetic appeal of obfuscated C. The only other languages I’ve used that are as good for making code that looks impenetrable are Forth and JavaScript, both of which share that feature.
(Probably any lisp, too, but for some reason I’ve never actually tried. I can say, though, that the most confusing codebase I ever inherited was written in Clojure.)
So yes, I’m inclined to agree that Rust can be a good language for writing deliberately ugly code, and Go not so much. But for a different, perhaps more trivial reason.
Narew 2 hours ago
With macro rust can surely produce some creative stuff
anthk 4 hours ago
On the subleq VM, it would run faster if they implemented Muxleq, but it woudn't win the IOCCC contest maybe. Altough in unobfuscated it's C it's just an extra short if clause with two more lines.
On 32k roms for the GB emulator:
https://github.com/tbsp/Adjustris
Old build:
https://pdroms.de/?__df=24010f101611170c163a13544b55553a4d22...
Someone ping back the IOCCC creator, please.
russfink 2 hours ago
TL;DR: the one entry implemented a subleq machine. Google it - it’s a One Instruction Set Computer (OISC). This made me smile. But it also raised a question: when were OISC’s first conceived? Would Apollo and computers of that era have benefitted from this insight?
NooneAtAll3 2 hours ago
that entry won not because it "just" implemented subleq. Dude also made LLVM backend for it, drivers, set up full-on compiler and successfully did compile-and-run for tons of various programs
wzdd 38 minutes ago
Given the Mandelbrot program is 450k probably not.
RicoElectrico 4 hours ago
> Nixie tube is a tiny electrical tube with filaments in the shapes of all the digits stacked one on top of another, and it displays the desired digit by making just that filament glow
Lol, no. That's a Numitron (although they were 7 segment)
tasty_freeze 4 hours ago
You are confidently incorrect.
master-lincoln 4 hours ago
your article says it's a gas discharge vacuum tube, so no filament. You seem to be confidently incorrect too.
lightedman 3 hours ago
RicoElectrico 4 hours ago
Filament implies it is resistively heated, per tube terminology. Nixie is essentially a neon lamp, specially shaped, whose cathode is cold.
adrian_b 3 hours ago
drfuchs 3 hours ago
Also, Nixie Tubes were absolutely not “tiny.” Typically, they were about the same size as a vacuum tube you’d find in the back of your radio or TV. They were universally used on electronic equipment; less so on consumer devices.