Show HN: To Honor Sir Patrick Stewart, Enjoy the TNG Episode Guessing Game (tng.episodle.com)

236 points by francisofascii a day ago

Arainach a day ago

I appreciate this. The full text search is fairly crucial, as while I've seen the entire series more than once I cannot for the life of me remember "the name of the episode where the aliens pretending to be dumb kidnap Geordi", but the search is good enough to get there without being too obvious.

cogburnd02 a day ago

> The full text search is fairly crucial

It'd also be nice if the search had fuzzy letter matching, too. American keyboards typically don't make typing "deja q" or "menage a troi" with the diacritics particularly easy.

dmead a day ago

Samaritan snare. It's also the one where Picard gets his heart fixed.

hnlmorg a day ago

There’s two when that happens.

One where the season 2 doctor replaced Crusher (because apparently the producers didn’t like Gates McFadden even though the cast and viewers did) performed the operation.

And another where Q sent Picard back in time (kind of) to undo the incident that lead to his heart getting stabbed.

The latter episode hasn’t aged well because of one unnecessary romantic/sex scene. Which is a pity because it’s an otherwise fantastic episode.

But then the TOS has its fair share of cringeworthy moments for modern audiences that made total sense in the era it was aired.

cogman10 21 hours ago

marcellus23 17 hours ago

moffkalast 21 hours ago

The aliens that want things that make them go! That's their official name isn't it?

latexr a day ago

> the aliens pretending to be dumb

Pretending? The Pakleds were genuinely dumb. If TNG’s episode left you with any doubts, watch Lower Decks and let them all be dispelled.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Pakled

Arainach a day ago

The Pakleds assembled a huge pile of technologies they didn't invent together into a powerful ship and social-engineered the Enterprise into giving them more valuable stuff to exploit.

This is Hacker News, replace "Pakleds" with "startup founder" and so long as it's profitable that's called being brilliant and innovative.

altcognito a day ago

I do remember waiting for the formulaic “aha! Tricked you! You thought we were dumb moment” and then it was just like “nope, this is just the way they are”, was definite an interesting twist.

dbcooper a day ago

Was it just their verbal intelligence?

goalieca a day ago

latexr a day ago

rob74 a day ago

Ah yes, if you like Pakleds, you should really watch Lower Decks! Also if you like TNG, as it's set in the timeline just after TNG and has guest (voice) appearances from many TNG, DS9 and Voyager characters - though not Picard unfortunately (IIRC).

joeguilmette a day ago

i watched TNG through when it aired as a child, and then again probably every other year since. i dont know anyone IRL who has seen or consumed more TNG, or loved it more than i do

i couldnt get a single one right lol

drhagen a day ago

It's strange how brains store information so differently. I've watched through TNG maybe 5 times as an adult—most recently last year. (Watched a lot more in middle school because my dad recorded most of them onto VHS.) I went 20/20 with an average of 1.5 guesses. The game would show me a picture of a scanner on a table, and my brain would go, "That's the scanner Data used to scan Geordi and Ro when they phase shifted by the Romulans." Search "geordi romulans" and, boom, get it in 1.

Why did my brain store TNG to this level of detail and not, like, quantum mechanics or the names of the people in my church? This is not particularly useful information, brain!

anonzzzies a day ago

I watched tng and voyager 100s of times, I never have known any episode names of either. I recognized all the screens though and can tell what season and if it’s early or late in the season.

dexterdog a day ago

If you've watched it more than a dozen times and don't know Darmok, I don't know what to say.

joeguilmette a day ago

havaloc a day ago

mrexroad a day ago

Der_Einzige a day ago

unsnap_biceps a day ago

If you search the season, the pop up gives the name and a brief description and I was able to select the right episode based upon that.

cogman10 21 hours ago

Well once I saw it wanted episode names, I was like "Nope, not for me".

I can't recall a single name of any episode, except for maybe measure of a man and inner light. But I could tell you exactly what will happen within 5 seconds of watching an episode.

asciimov a day ago

Thanks for this! Back when TNG was on TV on the regular my wife would play a game with me, she’d flip over to TNG and pause the video, then I had to describe the episode well enough to match the guide description. I could usually get it as long as it wasn’t just a still of the Enterprise.

Most of these I can get in one or two guesses through key word search, I do not have all the episodes titles memorized.

mijowi a day ago

Maybe I’m not enough of a Trekkie, but I feel multiple choice would be good here.

vunderba a day ago

TNG is one of my favorite shows of all time, and I can't answer most of these. I feel like I've watched the entire show at least a couple of times all the way through, but I definitely don't pay attention to the individual episode titles.

This is one step away from: "In season 4, episode 3, what was the exact code Data used to lock out the Enterprise?"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rERApU26PcA

twoodfin a day ago

173467321476Charlie32789777643Tango732Victor73117888732476789764376Lock.

philodeon a day ago

dotancohen a day ago

ctolsen a day ago

I've seen the show many times through and I know which episode every single one of these are from. But with a few exceptions I don't remember the name of any of them. It's just not a thing my brain picks up.

KenoFischer 6 hours ago

At first I didn't understand that each picture is from the same episode - only managed to get it on the second to last try, but in retrospect I'd have gotten it a picture or two earlier with that information.

karim79 a day ago

It's great just a bit toooo hard.

But it's for trekkies so I'm not going to judge, I like Star Trek but I can't say that I'm anywhere as close to being a hardcore trekky, I'm still learning and getting into it.

I'm happy to see work like this and I'm also curious as to how you got all the screenshot content. Was that through scraping or ffmpeg going through video content or what? I'm deeply curious.

Additionally, I think there (might) be a decent vibe-coded game about the game Oblivion and the intro sequence where Patrick Stewart plays the Emperor Uriel.

His presence in Oblivion was far too short.

We can perhaps honour him by extending the initial sequences of the game, with a game. Idea, methinks.

Edit: Trekkies->trekky

mrexroad a day ago

Wow, I loved how hard this was. Some took me 3 or 4 tries before getting it. It’s been maybe 4-5 years since I’ve done a re-watch, so I found it interesting that some episodes like Silicon Avatar and Inheritance blurred together in my memory.

Re: screenshots, I’d assume they were scraped from memoryalpha.

ryandrake a day ago

I got a bunch of them but only because I am a super hardcore TNG nerd. Most casual trekkies probably don’t even notice the names of the episodes. It’s still a tough game.

ricksunny a day ago

*SPOILER quote re today’s episodle*:

[episode’s protagonist]: Computer, begin new programme. Create as follows, workstation chair. (he sits in it) Now, create a standard alphanumeric console positioned for left hand. Now an iconic display console positioned for right hand. Tie both consoles into the Enterprise main computer core, utilising neural-scan interface. COMPUTER: There is no such device on file. [protagonist]: No problem. Here's how you build it.

(some period context: circa 1990, a neuralink interface was pretty much unconscionable)

smolder a day ago

The thing I shared with people was his appearance in Extras which is hilarious. It proves he can be comedic because he is just that good of an actor. RIP.

somenameforme 20 hours ago

He also appeared as a guard (Sejanus) in I, Claudius - and was phenomenal. He also had hair at some point, believe it or not!

sgt 20 hours ago

As a long time TNG fan, I know the episodes fairly well (noticable when I rewatch them, I notice new things every time), there's one thing I've never really paid attention to and that's the episode names. So I completely fail this game.

pavlov 19 hours ago

The search is not just episode names, it covers descriptions too.

So you can look for “Worf” or “wormhole” or whatever, without having to know the title.

temporallobe a day ago

As a TNG fanatic since it first aired in ‘87 I’m surprised I didn’t get more right, but I got 60%. I missed the one about the alien race who developed the technology where you could step through a portal into another place in the galaxy (“Contagion”). I thought the race was the Iconians but it wasn’t in the episode description for some reason. Love the game! Can I ask how you made this so quickly?

rsyring a day ago

Thanks for doing something to honor him. I was bummed we didn't get a black bar for him today here on HN (I know he's not STEM but honorary STEM?).

The game might be too hard? I have watched A LOT of TNG and didn't make the first few guesses correctly and then bailed out.

rsyring a day ago

I take it back, it's not too hard.

I didn't realize the first round through that each game was for the same episode. I also didn't realize I could search for plot keywords. That made it a lot easier and I haven't missed one yet.

nekusar a day ago

I put out 5(4) candles for him!

vunderba a day ago

Love that episode. I remember immediately being reminded of balut [1] when Picarde eats the alien egg.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food)

Also:

https://imgpb.com/cardassian-firewall

charcircuit a day ago

How would he be honorary STEM? Do you consider real life aircraft employees to also be STEM or honorary STEM.

tarvaina a day ago

First attempt I didn't read the rules and didn't understand that the shots were all from the same episode.

After I got that I'm now at 34/34 with win guess avg of 2.68.

havaloc a day ago

Shoutout for: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greatest_Generation_(podca...

A goofy, often NSFW podcast by two hosts who really like Star Trek.

nosrepa 20 hours ago

I'm more of a The Next Conversation guy myself.

BatFastard 18 hours ago

Was I just "unlucky", every episode had Lt Barkley. One of the more unremarkable characters IMHO.

NBJack 12 hours ago

I didn't mind him that much. He stands out more than people like Ensign Ro, or uh...hmm. I guess that speaks volumes.

It helped that he and Deanna showed up in Voyager. I don't want to knock therapy here, but I felt that she was effectively tolerating him as a decades-long patient at that point...

justinator a day ago

Looking for Red Letter Media's Honoring of Sir Patrick Stewart myself.

carruler a day ago

Nice little "game". Appreciate the effort

wecideApps a day ago

The Inner Light still gets me every time. Lovely tribute, thanks for making this.

Am4TIfIsER0ppos a day ago

Is it cheating when you can search for a plot element you know from the episode but have no idea of the title? For example: The Big Goodbye. A newspaper suggests either the holodeck or time travel but you can merely enter "holodeck" and get a list of a dozen candidates. Sub Rosa and "grandmother"? Shame you can't search for "vasquez rocks"

francisofascii a day ago

No, not cheating. You are playing the way it was intended. Maybe we need a hard mode to turn off the plots.

dustractor 19 hours ago

He was also a lifelong socialist so if you happen to be the unlikely combination of an capitalist-bootlicker chud that for some reason also holds Sir Patrick Stewart in high regard (not a lot of overlap here, I know) you could do yourself a favor and read some Karl Marx/Friedrich Engels/Vladimir Lenin/Rosa Luxembourg/Upton Sinclair/John Steinbeck/Frantz Fanon/George Orwell/Noam Chomsky/Pyotr Kropotkin/Mao Zedong/Leon Trotsky/Oscar Wilde/Che Guevara/Thomas More/George Bernard Shaw/Ernest Hemingway/Emma Goldman/Bertrand Russel/Fidel Castro but we all know you're illiterate so that's not going to happen.

nekusar a day ago

That's a dumb game.

I know the first one I got was the anachronistic Irish and the clones. No clue of the episode name.

I know it's 2nd season cause it's Pulaski as doctor. I liked her over Crusher. And she called the clones' bluff immediately!

twoodfin a day ago

Up the Long Ladder

system2 a day ago

Is it dumb because you don't know the names of the episodes? There are hardcore trekkies who can list all the episode names easily. Maybe this game is for them?

edoceo a day ago

Eyes in the dark...one moon circles

francisofascii 15 hours ago

Hydrogen!

loveandhelp a day ago

I wanna fall in love. But we never had a chance to meet that Jean Luc Picard because that was a character. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyKq7Aax-hI