Big tech is here to let us down (blog.jsweeting.me)

189 points by speckx 3 hours ago

epistasis 3 hours ago

In the age of AI there's ZERO reason for "the global North" to continue using Microsoft. Wean your finance guys off of Excel, somehow. Replace the CTO with somebody that can hire IT that doesn't depend on the crutches of Microsoft.

If people's MS subscription revenue were funneled into on-site devs and devops for open source solutions, we'd all live in a better world. Sure, the money wouldn't be funneled to a single ledger in Redmond, but the overall productivity would be higher and there'd be greater GDP growth in other areas.

I've heard of so many small companies with a slightly technical bent replacing their SalesForce with better CRMs that make everyone happier, thanks to AI. MS is next.

Let's make sure that dollars get funneled away from economic rent and into more productive efforts. Schumpeterian rents might exist for a bit, but they should never exist long. Microsoft's rents have lasted for too long to be economically optimal.

mancerayder 2 hours ago

All roads lead to Excel. When you try to make a nice dashboard in Jira that incorporated custom fields and all the data was normalized, nope - they send out an excel spreadsheet every time. They do this to any tool you try to use as a group tool to update things - like Confluence. Before you know it it's back in Excel again and you have multiple sources that keep getting lost.

Zarathustra30 an hour ago

If data is structured enough to be put in a dashboard, it is structured enough to drive automated tools that make the dashboard redundant.

Excel is the modern equivalent of the back of a napkin. It is inescapable.

warmwaffles an hour ago

> can I get these results in a CSV format

And then they import to excel.

jay_kyburz an hour ago

asveikau 2 hours ago

I think the criticism this post makes applies regardless of how you get your spreadsheets. It would apply equally to Google Workspace.

Plus, I guess there are office 365 outages, but the outage I personally hear more chatter about is the hosted exchange services (outlook), you will still need an email server in a post ai world, right?

MrDrMcCoy 2 hours ago

Sure you'll need an email server. It just doesn't have to be Exchange.

asveikau 2 hours ago

LoganDark 2 hours ago

bix6 3 hours ago

What’s your Excel replacement solution?

epistasis 3 hours ago

Excel was always an antipattern for me, I work with biological data, which Excel until recently couldn't even import without data corruption [1]

If it's necessary to recreate all the keyboard shortcuts for Excel like Emacs has done with evil-mode for vim, maybe that works, I don't know.

Hell the finance guys can almost make their own replacement on their own today, with AI.

[1] https://www.science.org/content/article/one-five-genetics-pa...

mercanlIl 2 hours ago

Murskautuminen 2 hours ago

ph4rsikal 2 hours ago

bix6 3 hours ago

hmartin an hour ago

This. Judging from replies there are a lot of folks here who imagine Excel usage being something on the order of basic readouts with some SUM()'s and MEAN()'s.

The real grip comes from entire business processes implemented across dozens of worksheets with incredibly complicated cross linked formulae relying on Excel edge case behavior. As soon as LibreOffice et al display the most minute differences they're done and will never be mentioned again.

hoppp 3 hours ago

What about libreoffice calc?

bix6 3 hours ago

erelong 2 hours ago

ggm 3 hours ago

Peyton-Jones says excel is demonstrably FP so UI aside (which is SAMOP) Haskell seems sensible especially for the finance team.

bix6 3 hours ago

mlazos 2 hours ago

epistasis 2 hours ago

0c3ca83 2 hours ago

Fraterkes 3 hours ago

The serious answer here is that a lot of MS products have kindof dual purpose: they are 90% used for very simple stuff (collecting data into a spreadsheet, having a text editor that allows basic styling), and 10% stuff that power users rely on (huge excel files with complicated formulas for data transformation and visualization, word / ppt templates with byzantine branding). The answer is that for the simple stuff you rely on open / cheap alternatives, and for the complex stuff (eg visualizing and transforming data for non-programmers, generating presentations and branded text documents) you can just ask ai now.

HFguy 2 hours ago

moffkalast 3 hours ago

bix6 3 hours ago

breckognize 2 hours ago

Row Zero (now part of Databricks) is by far the best spreadsheet on the market - it's not even close.

Row Zero's fully Excel compatible, including keyboard shortcuts, long-tail pivot table configurability, 500+ built-in formulas like LAMBDA and LET, and real-time collab. But it scales 1000x beyond Excel (2 billion row limit vs 1 million for Excel), has built in connectors to everything (Databricks, Postgres, S3, Snowflake, etc), native Python support, deep AI integration with Databricks Genie, and all the security and data governance features to make big banks and healthcare providers comfortable. It's built by the team who brought Rust into AWS and rewrote S3's file system circa 2018.

We're used by individuals and small businesses all the way up to huge deployments in the Fortune 100.

Source: Was founder and CEO, now leading spreadsheet development at Databricks

KPGv2 3 hours ago

R and Python are both obvious replacements for data processing, and having the data itself appear in read-write columns of an Excel file is and has always been ludicrous.

Excel was for a time when programming meant more arcane languages. In 2026, there is no excuse for a business major not to know Python or R. They're both easy.

jimbokun 2 hours ago

dist-epoch 2 hours ago

bix6 2 hours ago

realusername 3 hours ago

I'm not an Excel expert so I can't judge but https://getartcraft.com/apps/gridcraft is in heavy development at the moment

bix6 3 hours ago

christkv 37 minutes ago

FromTheFirstIn 2 hours ago

The idea that small companies would have fewer problems if they had to debug vibecoded software is badly misguided.

epistasis 2 hours ago

I'm advocating for spending money on software devs to open source spreadsheets instead of subscriptions.

marbro 2 hours ago

Yes, but it's easy to replace Word and Excel with OpenOffice.

saghm an hour ago

> In the age of AI there's ZERO reason for "the global North" to continue using Microsoft.

They own 27% of OpenAI. I don't think that having all of them swap to ChatGPT is necessarily going to have the effect you're hoping.

throwaway270925 an hour ago

The problem is never Excel, its user and permissions management. Apart from Google Suite there is not really any other one stop shop for all of that, and definitly nothing open source (for now)...

Rygian 2 hours ago

You write in the imperative, as if advising a leader.

However, leaders are advised by their underlings, who are swayed by their technical officers, who are charmed by the commercial arm of corporations.

The only effective path to actual change is to charm the technical officers with a product that is strictly superior in the metrics they care about. They'll then work their way up the chain.

awepofiwaop an hour ago

> You write in the imperative, as if advising a leader.

We should stop referring to management at companies as "leaders". They don't lead anything. They perform administrative tasks so that their employees can actually do the real work.

lelanthran an hour ago

> The only effective path to actual change is to charm the technical officers with a product that is strictly superior in the metrics they care about.

Probably not gonna work: those "technical" officers are mouse-click engineers. IOW, they don't know much detail, but they sure as hell know where to click!

jiggawatts 2 hours ago

With respect: you're a biologist, and your experience with backoffice software requirements is probably the same as my experience with biochemistry: near total ignorance.

There are exabytes of documents in Microsoft formats that can be at best "read" with a significant level of data corruption in other products (formatting errors). Writing them back out with shredding them is hit & miss at best. Entire MS products have no equivalent at all that can open their file formats, such as MS Access and Power BI.

Word isn't just paragraphs, italic, and bold.

Excel has features you probably have never even heard of, but people use at scale. Things like tabular data connections using OData. It's the front-end for SQL Server Analysis Services. It has the Mashup columnar engine from Power BI built in to it. Etc, etc, etc.

These things are massive products, with deep integrations across each other, third-party software, third-party plugins, cloud products, and on and on.

There's easily several million man-years of effort sunk into the Microsoft Office ecosystem.

Switching costs are not a matter of failing to "somehow convince" people to switch.

The switching costs are on the order of trillions of dollars, not a decision to be taken lightly.

Here's some critical points everybody normally ignores in these discussion:

1) Partial switching doesn't help, because now you have two problems!

2) Everyone else has to switch too. Google Workspace people were laughing during the Outlook outage, eeeeexcept... they couldn't send or receive emails either -- because their business partners, vendors, and customers likely used Outlook.

3) The alternative with the same features, same level of integration, same commercial support, etc... is the same thing, with the same problems, but just a different brand.

You can't escape the reality of this, it is what it is, there's no nirvana that we could all achieve if we "just" did something "simple".

epistasis an hour ago

> Excel has features you probably have never even heard of, but people use at scale.

Yeah I've watched Joel Spolsky's "you suck at excel" tutorial, but I've also created financial models for CFOs and the finance team using Excel instead of doing an RShint App because I wanted them to be able to understand and extend the model.

It's software. It can be recreated, more easily than ever.

I'm saying people should put their MS license fees towards in house devs working on open source projects to achieve the goal, rather than just let MS Hoover it up to waste on Copilot interfaces that nobody ever uses. Let the local devs squander that money, after they have reimplemented all the Excel keyboard shortcuts in OpenOffice and added abhorrent plotting themes that recapitulate 30 years of incompetent Microsoft practices.

Idealistic? Sure. But why not try.

KellyCriterion an hour ago

seizethecheese 2 hours ago

More likely than Excel getting replaced is that agents and users collaborate through Excel.

uptrails 2 hours ago

> In the age of AI there's ZERO reason for "the global North" to continue using Microsoft. Wean your finance guys off of Excel, somehow.

What does AI have to do with it? Are you proposing that we replace Excel for accounting purposes with something vibecoded? That sounds a bit nuts to me. You can pay a bit of money for mature software that will probably not fail to add 2 + 2 correctly and will not run away with your wife, so why give that up?

I actually suspect that companies such as Microsoft pushing for AI everywhere may undermine that proposition... but then, the alternative is probably LibreOffice Calc, which is eminently boring and doesn't have Copilot popping up.

ThrowawayB7 2 hours ago

After 30+ years of hearing this type of twaddle, it's more likely for Microsoft to keel over because of its own leadership incompetence than to be so much as dented by any of these half-baked community efforts.

O3marchnative 3 hours ago

One can only hope everything you've laid out comes to fruition.

tonymet 25 minutes ago

The finance team would give up cocaine before MS Excel. And they would give up water before cocaine. Now you know how important Excel is.

throwaway270925 9 minutes ago

Oh please, stop it everyone with this thrite trope of the fabled finance guys with their crazy spreadsheet that holds the whole company together. 99% of Excel use is NOT that!

What MS365 does best (for now) is being a one stop shop for user/permissions/device management and coming with outlook/exchange/Teams - nobody with purchasing power gives a shit if ppl get Excel or LibreCalc as spreadsheet, they get it because it comes with the rest.

ant6n 33 minutes ago

Office 365 is the cheapest solution. Its five subscriptions (email, office software, storage, chat/calls) bundled into one 11 euro/month deal.

drivebyhooting 3 hours ago

Depends how you do it. You could easily replace MS rent with OpenAnthroogle rent instead.

KellyCriterion an hour ago

> OpenAnthroogle

Great term!! :)

ggm 3 hours ago

I'm stealing that neologism and claiming it as my own.

groby_b 2 hours ago

Unless you spin up an entire devops team plus an ML team to run inference at scale in-house, you're just changing where you funnel your subscription money.

Also: No home-grown CRM will have, in the long run, uptimes anywhere approaching e.g. Office365. You're just smearing one large outage into a lot more small ones, plus a few data losses.

That rent buys you something. The internal development buys you something very different. You might want to make a reasoned call on what you're buying instead of making GDP predictions.

Henchman21 2 hours ago

The ONLY WAY to get rid of MS Excel is to make something better and then literally force feed it to the finance folks who will go kicking and screaming all the way.

epistasis 2 hours ago

That is a more complete description of "wean" which I agree with.

bsenftner 3 hours ago

Trust in others, across the board, is tanking. I expect in the not to distant future every company will have a completely proprietary stack, or they will be facing competition circling them while they can't keep their shit running. It is the mono culture that is too easily attacked.

bongoman42 2 hours ago

It is entirely likely that with AI, you could just spin up the whole 'stack' as you need it without depending on external services. AI will truly drive the cost of software generation to zero.

automatic6131 2 hours ago

Well, no you have it completely backwards. The scenario where every large institution generates their own software stack using AI is one where the sale price of software is zero (there is no demand) but there is a cost (it's whatever the AI companies want to charge, with almost infinite leverage since this organization can't do it alone)

heylook 10 minutes ago

bsenftner 7 minutes ago

Buttons840 2 hours ago

Programmers are "program reviewers" now, more and more.

But the tools we have to do this suck. We don't have much beyond "here's the source code as text, look at it, and think really hard".

Another comment[0] suggested having AI generate "code walks" through the code. This seems better than our current approach of "my PR contains a diff, good luck".

I'm working on a tool in Emacs that allows me to mark certain lines, or entire projects, as needing review, and then helps me track which parts have been reviewed. I need something to help me find parts of the code I have never reviewed before.

[0]: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50410493

alexjplant 2 hours ago

As PRs get beefier I find myself using the LLM to ask pointed questions and do general surveys of the diff to flag architectural violations, smells, etc. before I read through the entire thing by hand. If you put all of your architectural and business decisions in the repo via spec-driven tools or otherwise then this becomes quite useful. It also helps if you have a vision in your head of what the system is supposed to look like structurally so you can ask the LLM specifically how the PR is handling things that you'd be on the lookout for anyway.

Buttons840 2 hours ago

win311fwg an hour ago

> Programmers are "program reviewers" now, more and more.

Our job, much like a locomotive operator, is to make sure the agents don't go off the rails. We call ourselves software engineers in recognition of that.

dgrin91 43 minutes ago

> Now, are Microsoft going to offer any compensation for either lost business or additional accrued costs? I highly doubt it, even though it is literally their fault and they do still have the cash reserves, despite increasingly wasting it on loss-making AI adventures.

Aren't they? I know that they, and other big techs, have clauses in their terms that say if they don't meet service requirements they will offer refunds/credits. I've never been in a position where I was the one requesting the refund but I always presumed they actually did it.

jam0wal 2 hours ago

I feel this is missing the role we play. Choosing free, flashy, new and jumping on the new best thing in droves.

Unfortunately the most effective way to learn about what is important is to have it taken away. So I don't believe this is going to change ... ever.

socketcluster an hour ago

Some of us software engineers have been predicting the software apocalypse since over a decade so what's going on now is not surprising.

What else won't surprise me is the government trying to step in and making it their problem. That's what I'm worried about. The only right thing to do is remove regulations, remove government intervention from every aspect of the economy, and let the market fix the mess which the central planners have created.

Designing the entire software industry as a giant government-supported oligopoly was not a good idea. It was unethical and it was not going to work in the long term.

pjmorris an hour ago

There are older predictions than that...

"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." - Gerald Weinberg, 1970's

> let the market fix the mess which the central planners have created

Isn't a Microsoft dependency failure market-driven? Compared to the 1960's and 1970's, the present-day software industry is much more driven by the market than it is by the government.

acobster an hour ago

> Isn't a Microsoft dependency failure market-driven?

Not only that, but perhaps if anti-trust laws were actually enforced, we might actually have competitive alternatives.

coliveira an hour ago

Not only they are concentrating power in the hands of an oligopoly, but they're making the whole country unsafe. If everyone uses the same datacenters, it is enough to shut down a few of these data centers to bring civilization to a halt in this country. With the current AI trends, this risk is getting ever greater.

socketcluster an hour ago

Yes it seems very dangerous. Also, I think a lot of the software we use today, we don't need or we could make much more efficient. We almost certainly don't need so many data centres. Most businesses could self-host their own systems. Even a lot of large companies.

I feel like we probably only need a tiny fraction of the compute capacity if we let things be decentralized and let the market operate naturally.

This was my thought years ago and so now it looks blatantly obvious to me with AI data centres driving electricity prices. It's pretty clear the industry is being propped up by other parts of the economy.

acobster 41 minutes ago

The real "central planners" are the billionaires who have led the way to oligopoly since the 80s. Not sure how handing them more power is going to help distribute it.

erelong 2 hours ago

backup plans should be discussed (both backing up the data and alternative services to use when services go down), and also switching to better alternatives to Microsoft when possible

j2kun 2 hours ago

Hot take: most people, in most industries, should be able to tolerate a day of downtime in the sense that there are still useful, productive things to do even when all the computers die.

The fact that the world relies on four 9's of availability and throws a hissy fit whenever there are outages is an antipattern.

And also, people should get a snow day every once in a while.

hamdingers 2 hours ago

I've often wondered how much unplanned downtime is caused by the aversion to planned downtime.

Like if Exchange Online went down for an hour every Sunday for maintenance, and they made their network configuration change then, there would have been no cascading failure.

evnp an hour ago

This is how you get enshittification. It'll never stop at a day every once in a while, unless we hold those with billions to a higher standard, instead of giving them excuses while the layoffs continue.

j2kun an hour ago

Or maybe, if everyone was willing to tolerate occasional downtime, they'd compensate for it by not having single-sources of failure on the things that go down, and thereby fixing the structural issues that allow enshittification (dependence that the companies running the services get to use to squeeze users)

coffeebeqn 2 hours ago

It’s interesting I have been 0% affected by this big outage at home or work

vfclists 2 hours ago

Big tech isn't here to let anyone down, it is your company executives and administrators who are here to let you down.

I have never understood why companies chose to standardize on Microsoft everything then switch the businesses to Microsoft Cloud everything in the belief that it was cheaper and better, simply because they don't want to pay money for onsite administrators or local IT guys for their IT. I mean if you want to use Microsoft Office then by regular licenses and run them on premises, but everything in the cloud who thought of that?

Many employees also don't know that their bosses or bosses bosses were also given kickbacks to switch their IT to Microsoft/Google/Oracle centralized services. For some obscure reason company bosses and government institutions still switch to Oracle for their services which don't work, wind up with Oracle negotiating with them for money for services which don't work, then they pay termination fees to Oracle if they bail out early.

Another factor I believe to be at work here is large investment firms like Blackrock, State Street etc pressuring the executives of companies which they are major shareholders in to switch their IT to the IT companies they are major shareholders in, therefore boosting the values of their stocks. For me it is the main reason for this centralization of IT services into Microsoft, Amazon and Google.

As someone who started using AWS from the time it went beta, I could see the value in it, but I couldn't see why companies had to switch their systems wholesale to it. I could see the benefits for new startups which had to move quickly and early and perhaps have a need for unexpected traffic, but even after some time the stuff would have to move back onsite once things settled down.

Other the end of the day the situation is entirely down to greed and corruption masking as incompetence.

A week or 2 ago in the UK virtually all the major banks went down due to some problems at Google, Microsoft or one of the other companies. So many banks had their IT hosted with them so everything went down simultaneously.

It is time the governments passed legislation forcing these banks not to centralize their IT with these companies and ensure they have their own independent redundant systems. Maybe they should go back to IBM mainframes or something.

palata 2 hours ago

> I have never understood why companies chose to standardize on Microsoft

Exceedingly simple: those who decide don't know better.

hoppp 3 hours ago

Many EU countries started moving away.. and then failed to do so and doubled down on Microsoft again.

ggm 3 hours ago

That's kind of a partial misstatement. There's a huge problem in some parts of the stack, and there's massive (entirely legal) inducements to reattach to the Redmond teat.

There's only warm fuzzies for helping fix or find OSS but the drive for resilient systems hasn't died.

Other bits of the stack are fine. It's not a flat world.

hoppp 2 hours ago

That's a good way to say nothing. I did not understand your comment.

I know Germany wanted to migrate to Linux but decided to stick to Windows after all.

Same in Sweden, they tried moving away, but then gave up.

Both were headlines a while ago.

singpolyma3 3 hours ago

Blaming every downtime on "vibecoding, probably" is so weird and lazy. As if these places never had downtime previously

recursive 2 hours ago

Lazy maybe, but not weird at all. Probably true most of the time.

Legend2440 2 hours ago

You have no evidence for that. You just wish it was AI's fault because you hate AI and hope it comes back to bite them.

FromTheFirstIn 2 hours ago

p2detar 2 hours ago

Indeed, given that there was a post this spring by ex-Microsoft employee on the poor state of Azure.

"The team had reached a point where it was too risky to make any code refactoring or engineering improvements. I submitted several bug fixes and refactoring, notably using smart pointers, but they were rejected for fear of breaking something."

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47616242

mglvsky 2 hours ago

Sure, those takes are mostly lazy (some of my comments here included TBH). Although I have very weird feeling, that current zeitgeist is about "coding is solved", etc and the same time we have evidence that didn't help much regarding boring thing such as reliability

shimman 2 hours ago

MSFT stated that they went all in on AI and had a key metric of generating more than a million LOC per developer at MSFT.

Now they have an outage that should honestly result in people going to prison, at some point we have to question leadership's ability to... well lead because unless something drastically changes I don't think society wants to deal with a massive transnational trillion+ corporation with various monopolies that controls many aspects of our lives if they're going to continue to give us shit service.

gonzalohm 2 hours ago

Right but according to some here AI is creating vast amounts of high quality code that should have given us 100% uptime in every service

Right?

As opposed to a pile of unmaintainable shit

win311fwg an hour ago

AI does what you ask of it, so, just like when humans wrote the code by hand, some will take time to carefully build systems to validate their work and others will do anything to get the job done as quickly and lazily as possible. It is all but certain that some people will have AIs producing good, reliable code, with others producing mountains of garbage.

gonzalohm 31 minutes ago

quikoa 2 hours ago

Trying to control the narrative this way by preemptively talking about vibecoding is so weird and lazy.

warmwaffles an hour ago

I'm blaming the enshitification of absolutely everything. AI or not, it's all just become bloated piles of code.

vinyl7 an hour ago

Using AI is lazy. Lazy creators get lazy responses.

librasteve an hour ago

https://omarchy.org is the Windows killer. https://omasheet.org the Excel poison.

usernametaken29 20 minutes ago

> how indebted the Global North has become to Microsoft and its enshittified services

I wish it’d be only global north boomers but India and much of South East Asia also runs on freaking M$ and not unlikely that excel is big in China too.

ArcHound 3 hours ago

I'm probably going to get a lot of flak here, but if the damages are that all emails have to wait for a day twice in a year, then that's quite a good product.

While we can engineer a system with better availability, seems the market is quite ok with one or two nines for this.

So the trick would be not to make anything truly critical depend on such a service. And no, payroll is not enough, I'm talking OT.

busymom0 2 hours ago

In the current world, a lot of things like 2FA depend upon emails. So emails not working means not being able to sign into systems.

ArcHound 2 hours ago

I'm going to double down on this. You can live 24 hours without logging into company SharePoint or without checking a business dashboard. Truly important systems should have a break glass account for these reasons.

bix6 3 hours ago

Feels like we are entering the fall of this crop of mega corps. Between Apple’s absolutely garbage software, Microsoft’s complete incompetence, and Meta’s endless lawsuits… finally time for a little creative destruction?

karmakurtisaani 2 hours ago

Don't forget the reckless data center spend. To me that's the most likely candidate for their fall.

cisc 3 hours ago

> Now, are Microsoft going to offer any compensation for either lost business or additional accrued costs?

The NSA lost control of EternalBlue which resulted in billions of dollars of economic damage globally:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EternalBlue

They didn't offer any compensation either.

paimapi 3 hours ago

I do hope for a future where LLMs are so good at patching zero-days that the NSA and all other nation-state 'cyberwarfare' departments (ie software privateers) lose most their capability.

redanddead 3 hours ago

Zero-days are the least of our worries in the late 2020s and early 2030s

Legend2440 3 hours ago

On the other hand, nation-states will be able to run massive GPU clusters full of LLMs dedicated to cyberwarfare. They certainly have the resources to do it.

Imagine the Huggingface incident, but with an agent swarm that's deliberately malicious instead of just misaligned.

sublinear 2 hours ago

myth_drannon 2 hours ago

LastTrain 2 hours ago

Seems just as likely that LMMs will have the opposite effect.

moffkalast 2 hours ago

> The NSA was aware of this vulnerability but did not disclose it to Microsoft for several years, as it intended to use the exploit

This is why agents discovering vulns en masse is pretty great in the long run, it gets ahead of these sort of malicious hoarding shitheads with more resources than ethics.

palata 2 hours ago

Unless those who have access to the agents discovering the advance vulns are few, and those who have access to the agents writing vulnerable code are many, right?

That's the same situation as before AI: many developers don't have time/resources/expertise to prevent the advanced exploits, and few very advanced players do.

nikisweeting 3 hours ago

Holy cow another Sweeting! I wonder if we are related?

Edit: and you've spent time in Shanghai too! Small world!

disce-pati 3 hours ago

tangentially i happen to know someone with the last name Sweet. i wonder if it diverged somewhere along the way.

photochemsyn 3 hours ago

When your necessary compute is controlled by rentier capitalists, and you’ve had the option to switch to compute not controlled by rentier capitalists for years, who do you really have to blame but yourself?

stego-tech 3 hours ago

I’ve been enjoying a piping hot cup of “I told you so” every morning this week, it feels like.

“Microsoft is too big to go down, why do we need a redundancy?” Another round, barkeep.

“Amazon won’t ever have downtime, they’re huge! Our workloads are much safer there.” Make that two, what with MEC1-AZ2 being a smoking hole.

“Why would we need backups when these providers offer us a five-nines SLA?” Sorry, make that three, since Google’s EU-WEST-2-B AZ lost power and its redundancies failed to start.

Now don’t get me wrong, nothing is perfect or bulletproof. That being said, the more eggs you put into a single basket, the more of them get damaged if something happens to said basket.

Everyone lost the plot on backups, redundancy, and diversification in favor of single, “do it all” providers and hyperscalers.

What could possibly go wrong?

SturgeonsLaw 3 hours ago

I hope any Microsoft infra greyboards who were canned during these recent rounds of layoffs are feeling deservedly content as they watch what's left of Microsoft hoisting itself by its own petard.

It's clear from the wording of the updates that Microsoft took the better part of a day to even figure out what was happening, and that they're throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, instead of following the kind of precise recovery plan that they would have had, had they understood their own systems.

0xDECAFC0FFEE 2 hours ago

> MEC1-AZ2 being a smoking hole.

What do you expect amz to do about the drone strikes haha.

if you absolutely needed your servers in an active war zone for some reason cant imagine you'd have five 9s either

stego-tech 2 hours ago

Oh, I don’t expect anything from Amazon after their first such wartime incident.

That being said, I do distinctly remember being called an alarmist for warning that if a plurality of compute is in one physical area, and said compute serves a large amount of customers, then that space is a gigantic soft target.

“Nobody is going to attack a datacenter, stego-tech, you’re being completely unreasonable.”

Mmm, delicious schadenfreude.

classified 3 hours ago

"It seemed like a good idea at the time", especially when the people holding the purse strings think it's cheaper that way. So we drive without a safety belt because a safety belt would cost money.